Wednesday, July 22, 2015

How To Woo A Girl In a MCDonalds

His aimless words fluttered through streams of doubtless compunctions that trembled her soul. These words conjured her mind consuming theories of love. These words that symbolized more than just friendship but  a form of relativity thought not to exist in this streaming and daring life of science, came from the most simplistic form of Homosapien; a male.  This tall and plain male was quite the example of a peculiar and dull paradox, wasting his life looking for a meaning in this meaningless world.

Just like a typical story this tall male falls for the idea of love, painting a reflection of this mere view onto this modern day girl, uttering  words thought to be flawless he says, "Will you marry me?" This common phrase threads a bond of complex love. This typical girl is flushed and overwhelmed with thoughts compiled in her  brain that this joyous moment is the highlight of her life.

So with that she answers, "Yes." This memorable moment filled with conspicuous and naive thoughts complimented what they thought was the momentous beginning. The girl "rightfully," placed the startling ring on her skeleton framed finger.

"It's perfect!" She cried, tears slowly tasted the infinitive stupidity rising from this typical relationship. They gazed into each other eyes, mirroring two young idiots.

"Now what?" The tall and awkward male shrugged. That pitiful question urged both young lovers to dream of the nonexistent perfect dream that they both wanted to occur.

Finally the plain girl said, "Let's start planning!" The dashing tall man looked delicately at his golden watch and swiftly wiped his brown head full of tangled hair.

"I don't know if I have time, why don't you do it? You love planning things." He said in an utter of a sound. "I got to run. You probably should pay the check. He grinned at the employees and slowly walked out of the deserted Mcdonalds.

"Weren't we suppose to pay before?" She called after him.

"Can't leave until you pay." A sketchy employee said. His fingers did a flaming dance on the greasy counter. She slowly got up, her face filled with tears of joy.

"How much?" She asked.

"Five dollars."  He gave a grimace smile and she handed him a twenty.

"Keep the change." She knew this was a new beginning and she loved change. Change challenged her and her fiance was quite the challenge. Like the most complexed math equation he was quite unsolvable and as he left the simple soon to be wife alone as she walked back along the highway, she contemplated if there was a solution. She dreamed of a solution and dreaming is what formed this relationship. It is also what made it continue for this long.

The simple women stopped to cross the street but didn't wait for the light to change. She ran into the road, risking it all. Smack! A car slammed into her weightless body, waking her up on her comfy bed. Suddenly she realizes the solution to her problem which hit her like a speeding car. This dream was awake up call to her soon to be husband. Just like a dream this upcoming marriage needed to end.    

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